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Dudes Named Mike
“Summon the funk demon.”
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Recent reviews
Drop your take →“I can't say that every track on D.M.V. is a winner. That's Mike's T-shirt, though, cracks me up and gets me dancing every time. A "Who's on First" routine for our times.”
Mikeyface on D.M.V.
“Come for the slideshow escapee. Stay for the beefy funk”
Johnny Jersey on I'm Not That Into Me Either
“Listening to Five Stars feels like reading the terms and conditions of a contract while trapped in a haunted house. It shouldn't work but I find myself entranced every listen.”
Best Man Never on Five Stars
“If you like Weird Al, and I don't, you still might not like Pun Ra. But, there's something that hooks you here. I hate the part of me that came back for more.”
Best Man Never on The Birth of the Fool
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